September 26, 2014

Tips for Playing Clash Of Lords 2 : Free Pounder

Get Pounder without spending money for Beginners:

If you are on hard luck and not getting good Melee hero on 3X hire by 450 Jewels.
It is better to go for Ponder because Pounder is toughest guy in game till date.You can buy Pounder by spending 5500 Rings from Shop.

You are in early game and you will get so much rings at beginning by following things.
1. Earning trophies in multiples of 100 will earn Rings in quest section.
2. Completing different tasks in quest will earn you more Rings
3. Go in Events menu you can claim free Daily perk packs under Super Gift packs which will give you 5 Rings daily.
4. Arena will give you significant amount of Rings.
5. You can also win Rings in treasures opened in Campaign, Resource Raid, Lords League.

Collecting 5500 rings will seem little tough but it is better to save Rings and buy Pounder rather than blaming your luck while hiring.

January 17, 2014

Collection of Very Funny Neil Nitin Mukesh Jokes

After Rajinikanth, CID, Anand Kejriwal, its time for Neil Nitin Mukesh Jokes. Here are some of tweets from

Alok Nath has 3 Daughters and they are married to Neil Nitin Mukesh :)

Neil Nitin Mukesh's girlfriend always complains ''2 log humey dekh rahe hain''.

Each film of Neil Nitin Mukesh is considered a trilogy automatically.

Neil Nitin Mukesh hates bikes since he was fined for triple riding.

You can claim a hat trick after taking wicket of Neil Nitin Mukesh .

Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.

"Teenon bach gaye." - Gabbar Singh, after attempting to shoot Neil Nitin Mukesh.

Two is company. Neil Nitin Mukesh is a crowd.

Neil Nitin Mukesh has paid tribute to himself by appearing in a film called 3G.

Neil Nitin Mukesh's movie are never superhit because 'Teen Tigaada Kaam Bigaada

What do you mean Neil Nitin Mukesh's father isn't the author of "THREE Mistakes Of My Life"

When Neil Nitin Mukesh uses iPod its called triPOd

After Modi called Salman for lunch, Rahul Gandhi is planning to call Neil Nitin Mukesh for lunch, considering him as 3 votes.

Neil Nitin Mukesh is the brand ambassador of Bagpiper, cuz "Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge teen yaar…""

Neil Nitin Mukesh votes for AAP, BJP and Congress respectively.

Think thrice before you crack a joke on Neil Nitin Mukesh.

KBC,Who was lead actor in Johny Gaddar? 1. Neil 2. Nitin 3. Mukesh 4. All of the above.

When Neil Nitin Mukesh prepares Maggi , it got prepared in 2/3 minutes..

The next 3 episodes of comedy night with kapil will feature Neil Nitin Mukesh.

Neil Nitin Mukesh uses a triple SIM phone

Neil Nitin Mukesh get 3 delivery reports for each sms he sends.

Neil Nitin Mukesh is optimist, pessimist and realist.

Neil Nitin Mukesh can be the new ambassador of Zandu balm because ek balm teen kaam..!

Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love Triangle.

April 17, 2013

Funny Letters Written By Kids To God

What would be kids thinking while writing a letter to God??? 
These are some funny lines written by kids to god.

Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother, but I prayed for a puppy.

Dear God,
My father told me about being born, but that doesn't sound right. He was kidding, right?

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God,
Did you really mean, "Do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!

Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of the people in the whole world. There are only four people in our whole family and I can never do it.

Dear God,
If we come back as something else, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Dear God,
In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?

Dear God,
What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything.

Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and my father was mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you won't hurt him anyway.
Your friend (I'm not going to tell you my name.)