20 very funny Husband and wife jokes

1. Husband texts to wife on cell."Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair…"
Husband: "Bloody English Language!”

2. An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. “Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.”
After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"

3. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems,
No TV serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband: What did the doctor say ?
Wife:- No chance for u to survive.

4. ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much
That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"

5. Woman Buys A New SIM Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise
Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..

6. Cool Message by a woman:
Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"

7. A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked - what happen son?
Kid said-I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.

8. Lion bounced on wife
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..

9. Throwing knives on wife's picture
Husband was throwing knives on wife’s picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING U"

10. When a married man says "I'll think about it",
What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..

11. Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

12. What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

13. Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

14. Wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
Husband: nothing
Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
Husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

15. A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making a call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

16. Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

17. What if you don't see me for 2 days?
A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldn't believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didn't see her......
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....
On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.

18. Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell your Friend "U r my Best Friend"
But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

19. A recently fired stock trader said ...
"This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."

20. Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why?
Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Best and Funny One Liner Jokes

Collection of best and funny one liners. keep visiting for more.

1) Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

2) Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

3) Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4) I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5) Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

6) My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

7) It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

8) Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

9) Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

10) They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

11)  Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? 
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

12) Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

13) It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

14) There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

15) There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Famous and Interesting Company/Brands/Products Taglines/Punchlines : Part 1

This post is collection of famous and Interesting Taglines, Punchlines which are used Brands, Companies for their Marketing Purpose. Better the tagline is, Better will be Impact on customer.

1. ABN AMRO Bank - Making More Possible 
2. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered 
3. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe. 
4. AIG - We know Money 
5. Air Canada - A breath of Fresh Air 
6. AirAsia - Now Everyone Can Fly 
7. Allianz Group - The Power on your side 
8. AMAZON.COM - Earth's Biggest BookStore 
9. ANDHRA BANK - "Much more to do, with YOU in focus." 
10. Apple Macintosh - Think Different. 
11. ARCELOR - Steel solutions for a better world 
12. AT&T - The World's Networking Company 
13. Bank of America - Higher Standards 
14. Bank of Baroda - India's International Bank 
15. BANK OF RAJASTHAN - Dare to Dream 
16. Barclays - Fluent in Finance; Its our business to know your business 
17. Be Fearless. - SYMANTEC 
18. BIG BAZAAR - Is se sasta aur Achcha kahee nahee milenga 
19. BIOCON - The difference lies in our DNA 
20. BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing 
21. BLOOMINGDALES - Like no other store in the world 
22. BMW - The Ultimate Driving Machine 
23. BOEING - Forever new Frontiers 
24. Bombay Stock Exchange (BSE) - The Edge is Efficiency 
25. BPCL - Pure for Sure 
26. British airways - The Way to Fly. 
27. British Petroleum - Beyond Petroleum 
28. BUSINESS INDIA - The Magazine of the Corporate World 
29. BUSINESS TODAY - For Managing Tomorrow 
30. BUSINESS WORLD - Play the Game 
31. Caring for life - CIPLA 
32. CEAT - Born Tough 
33. CENTRAL - Shop. Eat. Celebrate 
34. CHEVROLET AVEO - When Good is not good enough. 
35. Chevron Corporation - Human Energy 
36. CHIP - Intelligent Computing 
37. Choose Freedom - TOSHIBA 
38. CITIGROUP or CITIBANK - The Citi Never Sleeps 
39. CNBC - Profit from it 
40. COMPTRON and GREAVES - Everyday Solutions 
41. Dell - Easy as DELL. 
42. Deutsche Bank - A Passion to Perform 
43. DIGIT - Your Technology Navigator 
44. DR. REDDY'S LABORATORIES - ÿLife. Research. Hope 
45. DUPONT - The Miracles of Science 
46. EBAY - The World's Online Market Place 
47. EPSON - Exceed Your Vision 
48. Ernst and Young - Quality in Everything we Do 
49. Essar corp - A positive attitude 
50. Exxon Mobil - Taking on the World's Toughest Energy Challenges 
51. FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT 
52. FORD - Built for the Road Ahead 
53. GAIL - Gas and Beyond 
54. HAIER - Inspired Living 
55. HINDUSTAN TIMES - The Name India trusts for News 
56. HOME DEPOT - You can do it. We can Help. 
57. HONDA - The Power of Dreams 
58. HP Invent - Everything is Possible 
59. HSBC - The World's Local Bank 
60. HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way 
61. IBM - " I think, therefore IBM." 
62. IBM - ON DEMAND 
63. IBP - Pure bhi. Poora bhi 
64. Infosys - " Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability" 
65. Intel - Intel inside.

Famous and Interesting Company/Brands/Products Taglines/Punchlines : Part 2

This post is collection of famous and Interesting Taglines, Punchlines which are used Brands, Companies for their Marketing Purpose. Better the tagline is, Better will be Impact on customer.

1. IOCL - Bringing Energy to Life 
2. Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying 
3. JVC - The Perfect Experience 
4. Kingfisher Airlines - Fly the good times 
5. KMART - The stuff of life. 
6. Kotak - Think Investments. Think Kotak. 
7. KROGER - Costs less to get more 
8. LARSEN and TOUBRO - We make things which make India proud 
9. LEE - The jeans that built America 
10. Lehman Brothers - Where Vision Gets Built 
11. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company. 
12. Life's Good - LG 
13. Lufthansa - There's no better to fly 
14. Macromedia - What the web can be. 
15. Malaysia Airlines - Malaysian Hospitality 
16. Malaysian Airlines - Going Beyond Expectations 
17. Master card - There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MASTERCARD. 
18. Max NewYork Life Insurance - Your Partner for life 
19. McDowells Signature - The New Sign of Success. 
20. METRO - The spirit of Commerce 
21. Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife. - Have You Met Life Today 
22. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion 
23. MITTAL STEEL - Shaping the future of steel 
24. Monster.com - Never Settle 
25. MRF - Tyres with Muscle 
26. NASDAQ - Stock market for the digital world 
27. NDTV Profit - News you can Use. 
28. NIKE - Just Do It 
29. NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) - The world puts its stock in us 
30. ONGC - Making Tomorrow Brighter 
31. PHILLIPS - Sense and Simplicity 
32. Prudential Insurance Company - Growing and Protecting your wealth 
33. Reliance industries Limited - Growth is Life 
34. Sahara - Emotionally yours. 
35. SAMSUNG - Everyone's Invited or Its hard to Imagine 
36. SANSUI - Born in Japan Entertaining The World 
37. SBI DEBIT CARD - Welcome to a Cashless World. 
38. Servo - 100 % Performance. Everytime. 
39. Singapore Stock Exchange (SGX) - Tomorrow Market's Today. 
40. SKODA - Obsessed with Quality since 1897. 
41. SONY - Like. No. Other. 
42. Speed - High Performance Petrol 
43. Standard Chartered Bank - Your Right Partner 
44. Standard Insurance Company Limited. - Positively Different. 
45. Star Sports - We know your game 
46. Sun Microsystems - The Network is the Computer 
47. SUZLON ENERGY - Powering a Greener Tomorrow. 
48. TATA MOTORS - Even More Car per Car 
49. TCS - Experience Certainty 
50. TESCO - Every Little Helps 
51. THE ECONOMIC TIMES - The Power of Knowledge 
52. The Indian EXPRESS - Journalism of Courage 
53. TIMESJOBS.COM - " If you have a reason, we have the job " 
54. TITANIC - Collide With Destiny. 
55. TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection 
56. Toyota Innova - All you Desire. 
57. UBS - You and Us 
58. Union Bank of India - Good People to Bank with 
59. VIDEOCON - The Indian Multinational 
60. Visa - Life Takes Visa 
61. VIZAG STEEL - Pride of Steel 
62. VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted 
63. WALMART - Always low prices. Always. 
64. Windows XP - Do More with Less 
65. WIPRO - Applying Thought.

Collection of Best Indian PJs (Poor Jokes)

Collection of Best Indian PJs (Poor Jokes)

These are some of the best PJ collected over the time, enjoy and have fun. Keep visiting for more.

1. Tune mera dil toda
aur kiya mera
apmaan....!!!
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Kya is bar duniya ko
bacha payega
Shaktiman....?

2. Santa: People consider me as a GOD.

Banta: How do you know??

Santa: Whenever I go to any place, people say "Hey bhagwan tu fir aa gaya"

3. After gr8 career Amitabh Bachchan takes rest,

wah wah,
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After gr8 career Amitabh Bachchan takes rest,

wah wah,

Taste mein best, mummy aur everest.

4. There is a NOT gate which takes input as Sridevi and gives output as

Tabu.
HOW so?
Think

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Because, Sridevi acted in a movie "Chandni"
and Tabu acted in a movie "Chandni Bar" ( ! Chandini Bar)

5. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.

Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now, Kush also jumps inside. Why???
Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!!!!

6. Who make Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

Think......

okay....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

7. Raavan felt repentence one day for all his bad deeds. He felt that he

had really done a lot of bad things which affected Ram's life, so he
should apologise to Ram. He went to Ram's house and knocked on the
door.
Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan.

Raavan also kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word..... Why

What was he thinking ?????
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Kis mooh se maafi maangoon ?

8. Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari...

wah wah..

Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari...

wah wah..

Arre Yaar! Network me aa, teri awaaj nai aa rahi.

9. school me ladke line me khade the

pehle ladke ka naam jeet hai to uske pichewale ka naam kya hoga?
.

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Darr !
Arre
Kyunki Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

10. Raat ko dekha maine ek sunder dream..

Raat ko dekha maine ek sunder dream..

Vico turmeric, Nahi cosmetic, Vico termeric ayurvedic cream!!

11. Ek baar ek gaaaoun mei ramu naam ka aadmi rehta hai..... wo shaher chala jaata hai....

jab wo sheher se waapas aata hai to wo bahut rich ho jaata hai jisse wo gaaoun mei aaalishaaan ghar banata hai.....

ek raat ko uske ghar chor aate hain.....

but

jaisii hii wo almaari kholte hiii bahut saarii name plates unke siiir pe aaker gir jaati hain.....

saaari almaariyo me,TIJORI mei....bedroom me.... sab jagah unhe name plates miltiii hain....

bataiye kyu..!


kyunki...!

Wo shaher se bahut naam kama ke laata hai.....!!!!!

How Examiners Take Viva In College

What is red and goes tring tring?
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TOMATO
the tring tring was to confuse you.

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again
What is red and goes tring tring?

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BLACK PHONE
the red was to confuse you...

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again
What is red and goes tring tring?

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CAKE
both red and tring tring was to confuse you

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again
What is red and goes tring tring?

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FIRE BRIGADE
and you thought I was confusing you...

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that's how examiners take viva in college...

Best Funny English Language Mistakes : Part 2

1. Take Copper Wire of any metal.
2. Take 5 cm wire of any length.
3. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said "why is fan not oning" (ing form of ON).
4. Lab assistant said, "I understand. You understand. Computers how understand?? (In terms of 1's n 0's)
5. Master to his students by pointing his bike that is parked under a tree, "See there, my bike is understanding the tree!!!"
6. PT teacher, "Okay guys, all of you stand in a straight circle!”
7. There is no wind in the balloon.
8. Teacher to boy, angrily: I talk, he talk, why you middle-middle talk?
9. You, rotate the ground four times...!
10. You go and under-stand the tree...!
11. Three of you stand together separately.
12. Why are you late - say YES or NO ... (?)
13. Every body should wear dress to college
14. Boys no proplum.
15. Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big).
16. Girls should not wear T shirt, U shirt, V shirt, but if you want to wear. Remove it when inside the campus and put it outside the campus.
17. Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
18. Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half. 
19. Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Think on these funny laws

Think on it... you will find it true

1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 

2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. 

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 

4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss your excuse you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you really will have a flat tire.
6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
9. LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. THEATER RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. LAW OF CONSULTANTS: Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.

13. LAW OF SPECIALIZATION: People specialize in their area of greatest weakness

14. LAW OF ENEMIES: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

15. LAW OF ORGANIZATION: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

16. LAW OF LIES: Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

17. LAW OF PROBLEM SOLVING: The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.

18. LAW OF DISCOVERIES: Great discoveries are made by mistake.

19. LAW OF LISTENER: A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Did you ever heard about these vehicles ??

Did you ever heard about these vehicles ??

Funny Tech support and customer conversations

Funny Tech support and customer conversations.

1. Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one.

2. Customer: Hi, this is Priya. I can't get my DVD out!!!

Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.

Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet. It's still on my desk . . . sorry. Thank you.

3. Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the left of the screen.

Customer: You’re left or my left?

4. Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you?

Male Customer: Hi ... I can't print.

Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and….

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me. I'm not Bill Gates!!!

5. Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try, it says . . . 'CAN'T FIND PRINTER'. I even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it!!!

6. Customer: I have problems printing in red.

Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah . . .. . . . Thank you.

7. Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11 store.

8. Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten steps backwards.

Customer: Okay..

Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes.

Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Wait a moment please. . .. . . . . Ah, that one does work. Thanks.

9. Tech Support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'.

Customer: Is that '7' in capital letters?

10. Customer: I can't get on the Internet.

Tech Support: Are you absolutely sure you used the correct password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure I saw my co-worker do it.

Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five dots.

11. Tech Support: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape

Tech Support: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry . . . Internet Explorer.

12. Customer: I have a huge problem! My friend has placed a screen saver on my computer . . . but, every time I move my mouse, it disappears.

13. Tech Support: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first email.

Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it.

14. A woman customer called the Canon help desk because

She had a problem with her printer.

Tech Support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting next to me is by a window, and his printer is working fine!

Last and best one…!

15. Tech Support: Okay George, press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now, type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.

Customer: I don't have a 'P'.

Tech Support: On your keyboard, George.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech Support: 'P' . . . on your keyboard, George.

Customer: I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!

Bus Conductor : Best Puzzle

Hardest puzzle... try to give the answer...!!! I was also unable to answer first time.

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also,the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time he died instantly...!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died

instantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourself. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.

Still if you can't, Then see below...!

think hard

don't give up!!!

tired..?

wanna know the answer????

Answer: During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the

third time, he was a good conductor, electricity passed through him freely and he died.

Best Funny English Language Mistakes : Part 1

I don't know from where these lines have came, but they are indeed very funny. I have collected them over floating mails and over Internet.

People sometimes uses English language in very funny way. Enjoy the collection of best funny English language mistakes.

1. Teacher in Classroom: Don’t try to talk in front of my back…!!.
2. Class teacher once said: "Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!".
3. Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls' hostel pulling cigarette...? ".
4. Indian Teacher: I'm going out of the world to England...!
5. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father…!!!.
6. Teacher in a furious mood, “Write down your name and father of your name!!”.
7. Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..!!.
8. “ Shh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college".
9. She Started her introduction, "Hi, I am Jane, Married with two kids".
10. "I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board.
11. "Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF".
12. "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter".
13. "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!".
14. Teacher to his students "Do you know? I have 2 daughters. Both are girls!!!".
15. Teacher Scold “If u Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U”.
16. Teacher to students: do not spit outside, the understanding people will suffer.
17. Principal, "No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police”.
18. Teacher, “Ask the outstanding student to come inside”.
19. The girl with the mirror please comes here....{Means: girl with).
20. "Hey, from tomorrow onward you both come together separately".