January 17, 2014

Collection of Very Funny Neil Nitin Mukesh Jokes

After Rajinikanth, CID, Anand Kejriwal, its time for Neil Nitin Mukesh Jokes. Here are some of tweets from twitter.com.

Alok Nath has 3 Daughters and they are married to Neil Nitin Mukesh :)

Neil Nitin Mukesh's girlfriend always complains ''2 log humey dekh rahe hain''.

Each film of Neil Nitin Mukesh is considered a trilogy automatically.

Neil Nitin Mukesh hates bikes since he was fined for triple riding.

You can claim a hat trick after taking wicket of Neil Nitin Mukesh .

Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.

"Teenon bach gaye." - Gabbar Singh, after attempting to shoot Neil Nitin Mukesh.

Two is company. Neil Nitin Mukesh is a crowd.

Neil Nitin Mukesh has paid tribute to himself by appearing in a film called 3G.

Neil Nitin Mukesh's movie are never superhit because 'Teen Tigaada Kaam Bigaada

What do you mean Neil Nitin Mukesh's father isn't the author of "THREE Mistakes Of My Life"

When Neil Nitin Mukesh uses iPod its called triPOd

After Modi called Salman for lunch, Rahul Gandhi is planning to call Neil Nitin Mukesh for lunch, considering him as 3 votes.

Neil Nitin Mukesh is the brand ambassador of Bagpiper, cuz "Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge teen yaar…""

Neil Nitin Mukesh votes for AAP, BJP and Congress respectively.

Think thrice before you crack a joke on Neil Nitin Mukesh.

KBC,Who was lead actor in Johny Gaddar? 1. Neil 2. Nitin 3. Mukesh 4. All of the above.

When Neil Nitin Mukesh prepares Maggi , it got prepared in 2/3 minutes..

The next 3 episodes of comedy night with kapil will feature Neil Nitin Mukesh.

Neil Nitin Mukesh uses a triple SIM phone

Neil Nitin Mukesh get 3 delivery reports for each sms he sends.

Neil Nitin Mukesh is optimist, pessimist and realist.

Neil Nitin Mukesh can be the new ambassador of Zandu balm because ek balm teen kaam..!

Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love Triangle.